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A cowboy was herding his herd in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?" d The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure. Why not?" The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his AT&T cell phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo. The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany. |
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Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with hundreds of complex formulas. He uploads all of this data via an email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives... |
The joke is funny... maybe not. In the real world consultants tend to have that type of notoriety. It's true, anybody can call themselves a consultant and it is especially true in the fitness industry. Everyone seems to want to give out advice, from your local equipment rep to your software provider. What most of these people don't realize is that they are playing with your life. d |
True consulting is a complex endeavor and it requires a lot of experience, a very large sample of businesses to analyze and gather information from, and a specific skill-set to be able to trouble-shoot problems and provide systematic solutions. The opportunity to doll out advice should not to be taken lightly. If not enough questions are asked, the right ones aren't asked, or the trouble-shooting was not in-depth enough, the advice given may hurt the club owner. If it's not your money, it's easy to give advice. I would personally like to invite you to get involved in one of our programs. We understand how hard it really is to make money in this business. Our philosophy is simple. We don't compete for your business, we don't base our information on theory and conceptualization, and we don't expect you to be satisfied with sub-par service and attention. We also understand that reaching any financial goal requires help: a program designed for your needs based on your club and your market, an unbelievable strategy of systems implementation, and a support team that understands the special needs of a health club. We understand that there are many other "consultants" in the fitness industry. We think you will like it here because you will feel comfortable that we provide the best solutions, you will know that we respect the time, stress, and energy that you put into your business, and that we'll do everything we can to help you reach your goals. We really do feel we're the best in the industry and we will prove it to you. |